You've probably heard these all at practice:
-I ran out of white electrical tape and had to go buy more.
-My sabre tip split and I needed to replace it.
-I was trying to do a horizontal with a turn and I hit myself on the head.
-This flag is weighted funny!
-My strap is too loose/too tight.
-I need to re-pad my rifle.
-I didn't hit them, they got in MY way!
-I accidentally stepped on my flag.
-Hey! Who has my flag?!
-My crutch tip broke.
-The wind did it!
-It's the band's fault.
-How am I supposed to get through the sousaphones and do a toss at the same time?!
